you guys were way drunker than both of me
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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