just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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