Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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