Where did you get a picture of my penis
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
