Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You need a sexual gate keeper
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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