Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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