she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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