She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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