Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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