I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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