So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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