I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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