So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just had sex on a roof
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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