In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
my mouth tastes like poor choices
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I have tasted many bathrooms
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize
