fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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