ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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