my vag is so smooth its legendary
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
why do cheetos always look like penises
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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