Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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