i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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