Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
