I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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