is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
