ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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