God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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