The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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