are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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