I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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