420 ftw
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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