Pappa wants mamma naked
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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