Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i think i just lost a toe
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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