Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
