I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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