what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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