Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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