is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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