dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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