Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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