One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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