my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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