I'm lost and stupid without you.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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