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(678): View more from Georgia

If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

porn star boner night. come get it.

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(415): View more from California

We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.

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(416): View more from Toronto

ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.

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(785): View more from Kansas

They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.

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(703): View more from Virginia

It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments

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