Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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