"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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