the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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