i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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