so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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