Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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