I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Where did you get a picture of my penis
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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