There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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