You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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